4.23.20

Slipping Standards

Slipping Standards

With all the dirt on our clothes coming from outside these days and in a desperate attempt to keep the pine pollen from hell outta the house, we’ve been doing a sort of ridiculous daily dance of outer clothing off just inside the door with a mad dash straight to the laundry room where it all gets shoved in the washer ‘til we have a full load. Nope - not gonna check those pockets first. JUST GET IT IN THERE JESUS NAVIDAD!!!! Then there’s the second mad dash to STOP the machine when a loud clunking sound comes from a pocket knife dancing around. This soon followed by the annoying task of picking tissue pieces off of every single piece of clothing - you know - cos I was sneezing like a demon out there. Well, it could be worse. Like really, really obviously a LOT worse. I’m sneezing, not coughing AND we have 2 boxes of tissues in the house.