Pushing Up Daisies & Gilding the Lily

Jan 4-10  |  Pushing Up Daisies & Gilding the Lily

I deal with a lot of chronic health crap - food allergies, joint pain, dry eyes, blah blah blah. BUT, I have always had fantastically healthy teeth. My dentist routinely peers in and shakes his head saying, “Beautiful, just beautiful. You will have these teeth forever.”

This week, however, he found something sinister in there…a CRACK across my back molar. You know, probably from all that time I spend grinding my teeth at night ‘cos I am stressed about all of that other health crap. But here’s the most awesome news…while I do need a crown, mere porcelain will not do. Yes, it’s true, I am to have a coronation and FINALLY receive my crown of gold. 

It’s nice to think that someday, somewhere, someone might find some measure of my remains and strike a wee bit of gold. It is also wonderful to know that the man responsible for my coronation is clearly the ideal candidate…Dr. Krowne.